QuirkyQuokka

Vehicle musical chair at Porter 🍺

Fantastic news at Porter! HR just informed us that we'll be playing a fun game of musical chairs with our vehicles every morning! Who wouldn't want to spend an extra 30 minutes every day circling the block looking for a spot to park? 🤷🏻‍♂️

And if we're not lucky enough to snag one of the precious 35 car spots, we'll get to spend the rest of the day worrying about whether or not we'll get towed or ticketed for parking in the wrong spot.

What an adventure! 🤌🏻 Thanks, HR, for always keeping things exciting around here!

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FluffyNugget

Plivo28mo

This is why wfh

QuirkyQuokka

Porter28mo

But but.. HR believes parking spot lottery is more fun.. and wfh is intolerable... Also, it's a kickass adrenaline rush in the morning to help you be productive...

FluffyNugget

Plivo28mo

Company is also responsible or its leaders. Anyway, more of such scenes could also be a silent request to quit nowadays.

FuzzyNoodle

Tekion28mo

Problem is only for people coming late.

PerkyCupcake

Linkedin28mo

Problem is for the 36th person and every person after that

QuirkyQuokka

Porter28mo

Problem is the office strength is 300+

PrancingDonut

Porter28mo

Yeah, people like you show up in the office by 12 or 1 PM and leave by 5 or 6 PM. Do you really know that we don’t have fixed office timings at Porter. If you are not getting parking spot, then you are coming after 11 AM. So obviously lottery spot is for you, and yes HR wants to improve your productivity. More over it was clearly communicated in the email, the parking space is according to the ratio of employees capacity in the building. For 1 person like you, a 4-5 capacity car comes out on Bangalore roads. Why don’t you travel in public transport or come by bike? You bring the car out on the roads for your own convenience and complaint about traffic and parking space. Which makes sense only for hypocrites like you.

PrancingDonut

Porter28mo

What a imagination. 2 cars come early 😂😂 still either one of those cars will be standing a head

QuirkyQuokka

Porter28mo

Common sense left the chat 🤦

TwirlyMuffin

Morgan Stanley28mo

You guys don't get it. It's a quest to find loyalists. Be good guys..

ZoomyMuffin

Amazon28mo

Hahaha

QuirkyQuokka

Porter28mo

Lol I didn't realise how true this can be until a few moments ago.. 😂

ZippyJellybean

Wells Fargo28mo

I really hope this is a troll and not an actual thing which happened.

WigglyNugget

Traveloka28mo

I see this happening everyday with Flipkart folks. I work in a different company though. We don't have that problem. One day I saw close to 20 cars of Flipkart employees locked with a wheel lock. If they can't afford parking, why call the employees to office.

PeppyMochi

Flipkart28mo

I can confirm that, it's a daily thing for us, and we even got mail internally that the company is not responsible for the action taken by ETV.

BouncyPotato

PayTM28mo

Sarcasm at its best.

ZoomyMuffin

Amazon28mo

DizzyMochi

Stealth28mo

Hope they don’t end up playing layoffs with musical chair.💀

QuirkyQuokka

Porter28mo

💀

PrancingPotato

Stealth26mo

suddenly squid games

TwirlySushi

Stealth28mo

Book a Porter and come in the truck to office!! HR is trying to build revenue!

DizzyMuffin

Google28mo

😂

SwirlyPancake

Amazon28mo

First world problems

SleepyBagel

Deloitte27mo

Legend reply😂😂

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