Thread on your flatmates worst habits

Never cleared the dustbin, never cleaned up kitchen area after cooking, sometimes forgot to flush toilet, got girls every weekend, drinking and smoking with them, playing loud music at night.

She makes me work around the house, asks me to make Maggie for her, and doesn't let me leave after 10 pm, and I always need to take her permission before getting friends home. (She also birthed me)

Aggarbatti smoke everywhere, the house gives a mandir kind of vibe. Talks about Astral plane bs, can't have a decent convo.

Smokes up randomly. Weird Af.

Comes home for lunch. Hits the bong. Heads back to work. 🫡

Used to keep a mental note of how many eggs each of us had. Then updated splitwise accordingly. Legend!

My roommate used to watch annoying cringe comedy show Jabardast which I hate,with high volume.

Few years back, when used to stay in PG, 4 sharing room, hardly any space between beds. New person came, used to smell like walking cigerette, bathroom full of smoke, but that's just a tip.

Used to masturbate in a day time & multiple times, while we are all sitting and talking on other beds. Used to do under bedsheet, not sure even he used a napkin, that's it, 3 days it took to relocate to apartment.

Thank you mummy daddy for never letting me stay by myself and suffer so many public jizzers, louts and all round warthogs

Used to boil tea leaf and water for 30 min before adding milk. Once guy went out to buy poha while we were sleeping and water was boiling with tea leaf.

Farts while eating, thinks south indians are stupid, takes my bike without asking and asks people to not walk around his car, snores hard