There once was a job description…

There once was a job description… With only 3 bullet points. No buzzwords. No acronyms. No emotional siyaapa. Just: What the job was What you needed to do it What they’d pay you

Thousands wept One VC died of confusion Recruiters lit candles HRBP quit and started a cucumber farm Gen Z, Millennials framed it and hung it above their gaming setups Boomers called it "abomination of our time" ATS and LLM refused to parse it. Called it "shit's too real" LinkedIn's algorithm couldn't find anything to highlight in yellow A founder tried to add "rockstar" but their fingers started bleeding SHRM issued a public advisory: "This is not how we do things" 10 people launched courses.. Industry veterans called it "too human to scale" Someone tried adding "passion for excellence" and their laptop caught fire

And somewhere… a candidate actually understood the role… and applied.

Chaos. Enlightenment. And a new religion was born: Clarity.

99.99% did not give a fuck. and nothing changed.