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Tech Standups

Been doing them for a while - nowadays feel people have no recall of the principles and just go between tasks from left to right. Today I heard the most epic remark wherein a dev ops personnel just said “no blockers, just checking in!”. I found it to be hilariously honest - anyone else have any funny standup stories?

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Any blockers? Yes, Daily Standup is my blocker.