Jupiter Money...It was good while it lasted
Status Report:
Product Heads – Poof!
Risk Head – Vanished.
Engineering Head – Ctrl + Alt + Deleted.
Lending Head – Loaned himself out.
Investment Head – Cashed out.
Customer Service Head – On permanent hold.
Design Head – Lost in the wireframes.
Marketing Head – Just spawned.
Credit Card Head – Loading…
HR Head – Mid-existential crisis.
PPI Head – PPI-napped.
The great exodus is real. If you get an offer from Jupiter Money, please accept it immediately, we need someone to turn off the lights gracefully.
Sincere appeal from the last one still waiting for a callback from Google.
It was weird, wild, and wonderful while it lasted.
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Anuj Rathi bhag lia na ?
Woh toh last year hi, abb toh clear trip se bhi exit.
Suna hai now making some studio
Few more exits this week. At this rate, we’ll soon have just the Founder’s Office and President’s Office running the entire company. Maybe even the cafeteria, who knows?
An absolute masterclass in how not to manage things. Forget Harvard, this deserves its own Netflix docu series: "The Art of Downsizing: How CXOs at Jupiter Fired the Builders and Took Credit for Cutting Costs (Without Making a Single Rupee More)".
Efficiency level: 100. Morale level: somewhere underground.
A year back an HR reached out to me, dodged a bullet
Tabhi, woh Rohit Pandey har din hiring post Daal raha hai kya?
Gaya. Banking Partnership Head gaya. CS Head bhi gaya.
Ab bacha kaun? Sirf President aur unke loyal minions, jinko dekh ke lagta hai Game of Thrones ka final season chal raha ho.
Bas founder ka "retirement sabbatical" announce hona baaki hai. 👀
Oh wait... HR Head abhi bhi hai! Of course, someone has to send the exit emails and disable ID cards till the very end. Final boss level vibes. 💻🔒
Kitne baari karenge same circus yaar! Ithne zidath se product and operations pe dhyaan diya hota tho yeh din kahaan aate? Bewakoof!
Same situation ho raha hey fi money main bhi! Abhi tho unka office bhi aadha kisi aur ko de diya.
Heard the office is moving out of bangalore too