Journey of the Common Man

School Life: Teachers said, 'Study hard, or you'll end up as a security guard!' Studied hard, and in interviews, they asked, 'Do you have 5 years of experience?' Bhai, should I have started working in the womb?

Maths felt like a crime investigation—always chasing X and Y, but never finding them! And history? So many dates, felt like I was memorizing my future wedding anniversaries in advance!

Corporate Life: Got a job, but freedom? Gone! In school, if we messed up, teachers called our parents. At work, the boss just emails 'Let's discuss this in a meeting.' And then another meeting... and another… It’s a never-ending WhatsApp forward!

And Work From Home? Company thinks I’m productive, family thinks I’m jobless, and my laptop thinks I’m a Netflix subscriber!

Life, my friend, is like an office printer—slow, frustrating, and out of paper just when you need it!