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Jargon reinvented by starups

What are some weird terms startups use that could be spoken normally? They need to stop using these freaking words. Let's put them all in this thread. Here are a few

  1. Cohort
  2. Kickoff/ Kickstarter
  3. Deepdive
  4. Supercharge
  5. Breakouts
  6. Teardowns
  7. Kickass
  8. Gamification
  9. True North
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ZippyPancake
ZippyPancake
Stealth29mo

Hate the term Rockstar. Also team is my family. Fuck off with that

SnoozyPenguin
SnoozyPenguin
Licious29mo

My team is my family till I run out of VC $ and can’t afford a pay cut because I’ve got a flamboyant lifestyle to maintain.

PrancingUnicorn
PrancingUnicorn
Stealth29mo

King 🙏🙏🙏

ZestyDonut
ZestyDonut
Stealth29mo

Profit

TwirlyNarwhal
TwirlyNarwhal
Mphasis29mo

90% of Indian startups wont be able to use that jargon

JazzyBurrito
JazzyBurrito
Google29mo

LOLL

FloatingPenguin
FloatingPenguin
Stealth29mo

Fireside

GroovyPretzel
GroovyPretzel
Stealth29mo

I used to literally look for fire

FloatingPenguin
FloatingPenguin
Stealth29mo

Haha i couldn't understand this at all

ZestyBoba
ZestyBoba
Stealth29mo

War room. Fucking hate this military terminology!

ZoomyMuffin
ZoomyMuffin
Amazon29mo

Disruptive Ideation Pivot Agile Growth hacking Unicorns Bootstrapping Leverage Synergy Hackathon

ZippyPretzel
ZippyPretzel
Nokia25mo

Hackathon is just leetcode-money+tshirts+food

SleepyNugget
SleepyNugget
Amazon29mo

Rockstar

PerkyWalrus
PerkyWalrus
Stealth29mo

Ninja

BouncyJellybean
BouncyJellybean
Stealth29mo

Can you "Double click" on that

QuirkyBoba
QuirkyBoba
Porter29mo

😂

CosmicSushi
CosmicSushi
Bosch29mo

Double dick 👀

GoofyPancake
GoofyPancake
Stealth29mo

Cadence

DancingNugget
DancingNugget
Blume Ventures29mo

Family 🤣

SleepyCoconut
SleepyCoconut
Google29mo

We're not just coworkers, we're family!

-literally written on the wall of the prev startup i used to work at

FloatingPenguin
FloatingPenguin
Stealth29mo

Hate this family shit which is the key for underperformance and laidback culture. In silicon valley some companies family culture changed to a team of high performing employees and made a sweet difference

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