GigglyUnicorn
GigglyUnicorn

Is ghatna ke saare patr kalpanik hain (aisa main keh sakta hoon.. shayad)

Hiring Manager: Let's not move ahead with this candidate Recruiter: Umm .. okay .. any particular reason? Hiring Manager: Yeah... in general… he didn’t make enough eye contact Recruiter: Sir…It was a phone call Hiring Manager: Still. I could feel it.. through the silence Recruiter: anything else? Hiring Manager: Yeah. His vibe was off. He said "thank you" only twice. I like gratitude in odd numbers Recruiter: …Okay Hiring Manager: And also, his resume was too black and white. Where's the personality? Recruiter: Resume. PDF. black and white.. duh!! Hiring Manager: Even if i let that slide.. what’s with the name "Rahul"? Too many Rahul's in the team already. It's confusing for my Slack and whatsapp Recruiter: …So we’re rejecting a qualified candidate because he didn't blink audibly on a phone call and his name is common? Hiring Manager: Exactly. We have to protect the culture. We're a people-first company

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ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

This is why my resume has 5 colours, more personality than I have

GigglyUnicorn
GigglyUnicorn

Too much color.. now he has a preference a particular variety of green that he can’t spell and he doesn’t remember but he wants that only

SwirlyCoconut
SwirlyCoconut

Ohh that's why I was getting snubbed.

GigglyUnicorn
GigglyUnicorn

red pill chun ne ke liye aapna dhayawaad.

DizzyBoba
DizzyBoba

Bhai roles reverse na ho rhe? Usually recruiters HMs se jyada dimaag se paidal hote hai na? Confusion hora

GigglyUnicorn
GigglyUnicorn

tau..paidal to koi kabhi bhi ho le.. Kapde dekh ke paidal thodi chale koi..

ZestyDonut
ZestyDonut

Keh do ki ye jhuut hai

GigglyUnicorn
GigglyUnicorn

😂 keh to sakta hoon .. pay Kehna chahiye kya

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