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FYI Corporate Behaviour

Corporate Birthday/Anniversary wishes are the most blatant wishes I've ever received 🙄 They are so bland, it is almost disrespecting 😌

PS: It's my birthday.

29mo ago
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PrancingUnicorn
PrancingUnicorn
Stealth29mo

Happy birthday bro and keep your expectations low 💀

SquishyDumpling
SquishyDumpling
Stealth29mo

Tbh, I have no expectations at all. It is the fake wishing which annoys me 🙃

Also, I am a girl 👧🏻😅

PrancingUnicorn
PrancingUnicorn
Stealth29mo

Should have used the name before assuming gender 😅🤦‍♂️ and in person you can just smile but emails are cringe !

DerpyPancake
DerpyPancake
Stealth29mo

Did you get a gift or something at least? I joined a new place in August, had my birthday on December and was expecting a cake at least but all I got was an email with a bad graphic

SquishyDumpling
SquishyDumpling
Stealth29mo

Correct. Sending a bad template mail and HR is all sorted, lol.

DerpyPancake
DerpyPancake
Stealth29mo

Kinda sad, I feel these little gestures mean almost as much as a good salary

WigglyBanana
WigglyBanana
Stealth29mo

Happy birthday 🎈 What was the blandest you received? Curious

SquishyDumpling
SquishyDumpling
Stealth29mo

Thanks! :)

HR sent a mail across org with "HBD <My Name> 🎂" with a very bad picture of me. Not sure how and where they got it 😣

WigglyBanana
WigglyBanana
Stealth29mo

Hahaha Proof that HR has access to our webcam footage

BouncyMochi
BouncyMochi
Stealth29mo

Your personal events are only templates.. birthday, work anniversary, promotions

SquishyDumpling
SquishyDumpling
Stealth29mo

"part of a family" :)

JazzyBurrito
JazzyBurrito
Google29mo

Happy birthday sir/ma’am

SleepyHamster
SleepyHamster
Swiggy29mo

We get to take the day off on our birthday. Tbh a great birthday gift. No cards or cakes though.

SquishyDumpling
SquishyDumpling
Stealth29mo

Perfect gift ❤️

SleepyHamster
SleepyHamster
Swiggy29mo

Happy Birthday btw 🎈🎂

WobblyKoala
WobblyKoala
Porter29mo

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

SquishyDumpling
SquishyDumpling
Stealth29mo

Belated, but thanks :)

BubblyPotato
BubblyPotato
Microsoft29mo

Bro really just used his real name as username

SquishyDumpling
SquishyDumpling
Stealth29mo

🤫

DizzyTaco
DizzyTaco
Giant29mo

They don't even wish me on my work anniversaries.

SquishyDumpling
SquishyDumpling
Stealth29mo

Consider yourself lucky :)

ZoomyHamster
ZoomyHamster
Stealth29mo

Happy birthday @NotRaviKumar

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