For the sake of Clarity

Recruiter to Hiring Manager : I need you to be a little more specific with your hiring needs

Hiring Manager:

I need an Engineer with 3-5 years of relevant work experience
full stack MERN
preferably from 0-1 journey of a fintech company
from tier 1 college
backend API focused work
should not have any offers
looking to work 2x more delicately than any engineer we have currently on our team and hustle
preferably not looking for a raise
should be born on 6/12/18/24 of the month
atleast 5’10”
side parting
mole on chin
left handed born to right handed parents
born early morning
name should start with A, æ, B or č
born to tam bram parents in Gujarat
dad should be in government job
mom should be house wife
no siblings
should have mutual fund investment and a SBI account (no crypto)
no pets
no gf (no break up in last 1 year)
not pursuing any moon lighting/ sun lighting / dinner projects
vegan by night, pescatarian by day
hates lauki
loves Arijit singh, should have watched animal movie