SleepyRaccoon
SleepyRaccoon

Farewell speech ideas

I have my farewell on Friday. After spending 4.5 years at Gartner i have decided to move to a new opportunity.

Can someone suggest some evil ideas for my speech at my farewell party. I mean i really want to insult my previous manager because she put me on PIP. Any suggestions.

24d ago
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DancingCoconut
DancingCoconut

People remember stories, make one!

SleepyRaccoon
SleepyRaccoon

I am sorry I didn't get it

PrancingMarshmallow
PrancingMarshmallow
HSBC24d

Word!!

WigglyBagel
WigglyBagel

Try 'hey chat gpt, please draft a job farewell speech for me which can be delivered in 2-3 minutes. I want the speech to include vote of thanks for my good colleagues but also a not so subtle note to my manager about how unfair she was evil with me during my tenure :)

SleepyRaccoon
SleepyRaccoon

Will let you know tomorrow how it turns out

ZestyPotato
ZestyPotato

Yesterday itself I applied in Gartner
How is the WLB there?

SleepyRaccoon
SleepyRaccoon

Well the WLB is great. Plus they have one of the best WFH policies out there. Good luck with the interview process.

CosmicLlama
CosmicLlama

Smile a lot during the notice period. Nothing hurts a manager than a happy employee during the notice period. It will also impact other team members as well. Seeing you happy, they will feel like quitting. And don't forget to overstate your hike and tell them.

SwirlyHamster
SwirlyHamster

It doesn't matter..half of the people come for the farewell cake.. No one bothers or remembers ...out of sight is out of mind , unless you make an impact.

SleepyRaccoon
SleepyRaccoon

You don't get it. It's not for anyone else but for me.

ZestyCoconut
ZestyCoconut

You can say whosoever wants to give me a feedback today is the right day it won’t hurt me 😆

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