Dumbest first salary purchase?

Got my first in-hand of 26k back in 2018 and immediately blew 14k on a clunky Fossil watch just to flex at work. Literally had to eat maggi and beg my roommate to cover my rent for the rest of the month.

The watch stopped working after a year and idk why i even bought it cause i hate wearing watches.

What's the absolute stupidest thing you guys blew your first paycheck on?