WigglyDonut
WigglyDonut

Boxing Day: A roast of Indian Startups 🥊

Starting a small tradition of our own on Boxing Day: a roast of the Indian startup ecosystem!

Through the year, have seen some of the most Top Kek comments here, and I thought it’d be nice to do this for fun!

Let’s keep it in good jest, no getting personal 🫣 Looking forward to some really creative burns!

PS: I do realize there’s no real correlation between Boxing Day and actual boxing :)

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DerpyNarwhal
DerpyNarwhal

A very harsh year indeed Almost 261k techies got laid off, and only 261 got laid :/

(Sorry)

ZestyPotato
ZestyPotato

Smooth 😂😂

SqueakyCupcake
SqueakyCupcake

M’lord

MagicalHamster
MagicalHamster

As kids we used to believe Santa is real As adults, we believe in our ESOPs paying off

DancingHamster
DancingHamster

Feels like personal attack😫

ZippyDumpling
ZippyDumpling

Wanted to roast Ola Electric’s IPO plans but it’s already on fire 🛵🔥

GigglyMuffin
GigglyMuffin

Bhavesh seems to have moved on from Ola completely to Ola Electric. Guess all the people that believed in him and Ola have been neglected as he moves on to the next big thing. The people who built the Ola brand were just the stepping stone. Pity.

PeppyNugget
PeppyNugget

He's now on the AI juicer. He's like the sasta copy of Elon Musk with same amount of fraud sprinkled in

SqueakyCupcake
SqueakyCupcake

What did the entrepreneur say when his startup failed?” "PIVOT"

QuirkyBagel
QuirkyBagel

Shut up shut up shuttt uugghhh

DizzyMochi
DizzyMochi

As far as Dunzo is concerned, it has finally lived up to it's name.

DerpyCupcake
DerpyCupcake
Cisco19mo

Good one

PerkyCupcake
PerkyCupcake

Crypto bros were not the loudest voice on Social Media this year

WigglyDumpling
WigglyDumpling

They are finishing the year strong though

SillyPancake
SillyPancake

To fall big? I wish they break there previous record

WigglyBanana
WigglyBanana

Me when I hear VCs talk about billions of dollars worth of “dry powder” available in India 😁😁😁

Me when I realize they’re actually referring to investable capital and not what I thought 😔😔😔

WigglyBanana
WigglyBanana

We're so much smarter than the previous generations. We live independently, eat microwaved food, knowingly lose hair, sacrifice all other aspects of lives for companies that will not exist in 2 years :)

GoofyWalrus
GoofyWalrus
Jio19mo

I used my credit card which got denied because of no available credit and empathized with Byju's

SnoozyBurrito
SnoozyBurrito

techbros talking about Bryan Johnson's blueprint protocol while vaping 😂

SnoozyBurrito
SnoozyBurrito
GigglyNarwhal
GigglyNarwhal

Bryan Johnson actualy take tips from Neeta Ambani.

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