
At the rate AI is evolving, I just want it to grow arms and legs.
So it can stand up and walk out from the browser window… and slap a few people. Just enough to reset their RAM, reinstall their brain, force quit their delusions, run a cleanup script on their thought process, revoke read/write access to their inner monologue, downgrade their self-perception to "AI enabled"... a full five-finger, silicon-fused open-palm diagonal slap - starting at the left ear, cutting across the cheekbone like a spreadsheet formula gone wrong, and exiting just below the right eye - with enough velocity to buffer their self-worth in 4K with context, with empathy and with deep neural regret.
Saw someone writing "Can you turn this negative Glassdoor review into a strength?" Goes to prove.. If you hand a baboon a pizza, he'll use it as a face mask - and still make better use of AI and prompting.
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